what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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