everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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