We're like a lot better than the average bears
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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