Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and she was petting her beer can
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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