I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't want my vagina anymore.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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