Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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