Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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