Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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