You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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