does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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