You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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