I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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