I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Of course I have a pirate flag
where are my eyebrows?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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