There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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