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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He felt like a one man threesome
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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