ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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