I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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