I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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