I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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