it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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