he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
