when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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