There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I need to stop coming to work sober
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
