You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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