I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Someone signed my nipple.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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