wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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