Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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