dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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