KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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