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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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