I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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