Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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