Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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