so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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