question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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