The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My life is pants optional.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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