So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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