i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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