oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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