hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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