yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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