You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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