He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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