Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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