Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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