Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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