You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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