I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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