I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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