just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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