I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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