So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she smelled like a LAN party
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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