Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
