I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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