i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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