So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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