what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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