Please, let me fuck your mom
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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